ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
carolinemathildes replied to your post: 10 pounds is awesome! Agreed! Especially since I hate exercising >_<
Anonymous asked: jealous of ur figure, i have like no curves :p but well done keep it up gurl
i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into my mouth
miss-nerdgasmz: What ship do you think I’m the child of? #oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME
Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones) Rape culture means being more worried about a handful of men being accused of a crime and then proven innocent than helping hundreds and hundreds of actual rape victims over the course of 15...
GET IN THE TARDIS EVERYONE WE'RE GOING TO NOVEMBER...
some-atoms: excuse me whILE IVOMIT TEARSBEC AUESS HTAT EWAS AMXZAING
I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.– Natalie Portman (via emotional-algebra)
chenyakumo: hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but fuck wasps
Anonymous asked: i really like you because you're so nice and cool
reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
bleerios: not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable