May 2013
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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carolinemathildes replied to your post:
10 pounds is awesome!
Agreed! Especially since I hate exercising >_<
Anonymous asked: jealous of ur figure, i have like no curves :p but well done keep it up gurl
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i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
miss-nerdgasmz:
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME
Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...
– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
Rape culture means being more worried about a handful of men being accused of a crime and then proven innocent than helping hundreds and hundreds of actual rape victims over the course of 15...
GET IN THE TARDIS EVERYONE WE'RE GOING TO NOVEMBER...
some-atoms:
excuse me whILE IVOMIT TEARSBEC AUESS HTAT EWAS AMXZAING
I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.
– Natalie Portman (via emotional-algebra)
chenyakumo:
hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
fuck wasps
Anonymous asked: i really like you because you're so nice and cool
reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
bleerios:
not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable